To mark the third anniversary of the blog, we have launched a competition to win an evening for two with two of my personalities.
To enter, please complete the survey below.
Multiple choice – no answers too few or too many.
Many thanks for your cooperation
Winners will be denounced shortly.
department of speculation 
I hereby accuse you of phrasing those questions in a way in which there was only one possible answer.
That answer was possibly not in the multiple choice, but that’s beside the point.
Apologies, Tara. Please
a) Forgive me
b) Set Tark & Mara on me
c) Let me thank you for lowering your work standards
d) Give you a bun
Yes. Definitely. That one.