Make that a bucket. I’m on my way. (You think you’re anonymous, but I’ve been having you followed for your safety)
Meet me by the band stand in Gorki Park. I’ll be the one carrying Ronan Keating’s biography.
I wish this were true so much my bones hurt.
Be careful what you wish for, Tara. I’m for Electric Picnic this year, and I might offer you a pineapple or something. If I see you. Or someone vaguely resembling you. I might get a blog post out of the latter.
Are we destined to never be at EP at the same time or what?? I’m afraid it looks off the cards for me this year. But if you see someone vaguely resembling me, can you give them a kick up the arse and tell them to get their own joke?
I just started roaring laughing here! So much so that himself paused Gogglebox to come over and see what I’m reading. And I haven’t even been drinking. Tenderness, you are a legend 🙂
Yeah, true, but the ‘trigger warning’ phenomenon is fairly recent, and intensifying at a speedy rate. The original Trigger never moved that quickly, and somehow has been forgotten in the middle of it all. Er. Or something.
department of speculation 
If you invented this, you are a genius. Fact.
If someone else hasn’t beaten me to it, I will order a double pina colada over the weekend.
Make that a bucket. I’m on my way. (You think you’re anonymous, but I’ve been having you followed for your safety)
Meet me by the band stand in Gorki Park. I’ll be the one carrying Ronan Keating’s biography.
I wish this were true so much my bones hurt.
Be careful what you wish for, Tara. I’m for Electric Picnic this year, and I might offer you a pineapple or something. If I see you. Or someone vaguely resembling you. I might get a blog post out of the latter.
Are we destined to never be at EP at the same time or what?? I’m afraid it looks off the cards for me this year. But if you see someone vaguely resembling me, can you give them a kick up the arse and tell them to get their own joke?
I just started roaring laughing here! So much so that himself paused Gogglebox to come over and see what I’m reading. And I haven’t even been drinking. Tenderness, you are a legend 🙂
Just a glimpse of ol’ Trig can inspire the best of undetonated laughs. RIP Trigger.
He’s deid????!!! Four days of no internet and the world still turns *sigh* I do like your brevity 🙂
FFS It was 2 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stomps off in hissy fit because two minutes of my life were spent looking this up*
Yeah, true, but the ‘trigger warning’ phenomenon is fairly recent, and intensifying at a speedy rate. The original Trigger never moved that quickly, and somehow has been forgotten in the middle of it all. Er. Or something.
Ah, makes sense now. Yes I refuse to use the trigger warning. Are we not all grown ups??