Parental Controls. Our experts take a look at other experts to expertly debunk their expert advice without any expertise.
Baked Aghasta! Our special 10 page pull-out section featuring recipes with approximately eight ingredients you don’t have, two you can’t pronounce, one you’ll try to convince yourself you can substitute with tomato puree, and half a Nevin Maguire from the waist up.
This! Thread! Yes! We ask our writers if emojis are being displaced by the return of words. And when is a thread not a thread but a belligerent and tedious attack on a former novel?
Inferior interiors: Revamp all your en-suites with less than a tenth of the cheapest item we usually feature on this page.
Also, gardening tips and other stuff you ignore like our ocean of adverts for cruises that cost the equivalent of several internal organs on the black market, and reviews of mapped obscure walking routes for people you have every intention of avoiding and, with any luck, never becoming.
Plus our regular columnist Donald Larkin will be on the back page with at least one word you won’t admit to having to look up.
Don’t just open your mind, torment it.
Just a regular Saturday morning round our gaff