- As a feminist… (G’wan. Get to the point. Quickly, quickly, I’ve some celeb gossip here waiting to be read)
- As a parent…(*deep breath* …. Ah right gotcha. I feared you were going to wax lyrical on what you feel more keenly than those who aren’t.)
- I had this mad dream last night… (*scrolls down*)
- Sorry the blog has been so quiet lately…(And you choose to break the silence with this gem?)
- Do you believe in God?…(As a feminist…haha got you back)
And that concludes today’s edition of Unsolicited Blogging Advice. Tune in next time when we will have tips on how to subtly insert classic literary texts into a post on farts, and Morag will be here to show you how to convert leftover spam comments in to flash fiction.