It would be prudent of us to remember that
Should one find a ladder running up the cheap
Nylon covering the legs of one’s exchanges
It is imperative one avoid the risk of exposing
The ghastly stubble on what lies beneath and
Cover the stretch marks on the skin marking
One’s existence thus ensuring one is always
At one’s most professional
department of speculation 
At least the 120 denier is indestructible….well apart from at the toe. Of course, that could be due to a lack of personal care in the toe nail clipping Dept.
A 120 denier membrane around my soul. That’s what needed. The ultimate survival kit. Thank you Birdie. You always manage to puncture the silence with some sage words.
You’ll see I’ve been all over your gaff like a prodigal birdie:-)
Just when I feel like packing up that discarded nest. It’ll always be there for you, birdie. I’ll leave your Bros posters untouched.
Ta. But stop prising the hairs from my brush or I’ll have to get the Stalker Squad on to you.
When your book (comprising bits and pieces from your repertoire) is published please make sure this piece is somewhere near the front, just to succinctly set the scene.