If you know anyone interested.
2 x full weekend tickets going for face value.
Apply within (I’ve always wanted to say that)
No timewasters please (ditto)
For friendship and possibly more
Canvassing will disqualify
Non-smoker
Terms and conditions apply*
*Must be purchased with real money, not sterling
department of speculation 
Ah boooooo 😦
Aye, I know. I hate being a grown-up. But I think I’ve got them sold already. Every cloud…(that’s something like an old person would say. Along with.. if it’s for you, it won’t pass you by. Dispose of me now).
Ah that’s not good. Hope you got rid of them
Ah thanks. My luck’s in. Hear they’re sold out this year so the odds were good.
Surely not, Tenderlation? I know you were gutted to hear I wasn’t going this year, but this is taking it a bit far. I’m not that great in real life, honest.
*flings nose in air* More Pimms and Ribena there like a good Morag. She’s dead to me now. Keep going…*5 seconds later* that’s enough.
I was only kidding. I don’t exist in real life.
*necks imaginary bottle of Ribena*
Of all the times for me to take a blog hiatus! Hope they have a nice home
Oh. Too bad, Aidan. Maybe you’ll be in luck yet. And indeed’n’ I did find them a kind adoption family.