Himself: So are you gonna watch the game with me tomorrow?
Herself: Huh?
Him: The Ireland game
Her: What Ireland game?
Him: The football! Silly billy
She: We don’t live in Ireland. We live in…in.. the North Pole
He throws me a look. It wasn’t me. Accurate though it may be.
department of speculation 
…and Ireland placed! 🙂
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