Two mates got hitched. Making their way to a gathering in the restaurant of a nearby hotel, they bump into Morrissey in the foyer. He’s playing locally that evening. The groom is a massive fan.
Groom: (nervously) Oh hi Morrissey
Is that bag leather? *points at Bride’s bag whilst hyperventilating* Hi
Groom: We just got married
Morrissey: Congratulations. I do hope it works out.
Bride & Groom: Ah, thanks.
All repair to their respective rooms.