1. The women are forced to go through a rigorous process of scrutiny before presenting for adjudication in front of an expert panel
2. The two-dimensional portrayal of women as a homogenous group devoid of all complexities in a bid to uphold the official pageantry
3. There’s usually an irrepressible man dressed in black and white dominating the airwaves with displays of parochial eejitry
4. Frequent cries about the need to “protect our values and our culture” , and the incurable propensity towards propping up long-expired representations of the past
5. It doesn’t exist anywhere else in the world
department of speculation 
Aye, plus ca change and all that *mixes languages and despairs at the lack of a doodah to go under the c*
The perfect phrase
Brilliant. And no durty yokes who’ve previously given birth need apply.
Ha.. yeah, no durty yokes indeed. Or any grand size of a gurl. 🙂
Jesus that’s brilliant so it is. And don’t forget the lovely bottoms angle.
The arses! Indeed. How could I have missed them..
Yours mustn’t be big enough, obviously.
Excuse me, The Derry Air would’ve been my party piece had I qualified.
Lovely. Sung, I hope.